Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Most ridiculous press release ever?

I can barely stand the waiting ...
DMP to Unwrap Major New Offering at ISC West

Springfield, Missouri — March 11, 2010 — Digital Monitoring Products (DMP) announced today that it will be unveiling something exciting in its booth at ISC West, but is releasing no details about the new offering... whatever it is. ISC attendees will have to wait until the show begins to learn more about this most-recent DMP innovation.

"We'll have a number of innovative new products on hand for booth visitors to see," said Mark NeSmith, Vice President of Sales. "But we're keeping our major new announcement under wraps until March 24. Everyone enjoys a surprise, so we decided to provide one at the show. Visitors who want to see what we've got up our sleeve will need to stop by Booth 20017. We think they'll agree that it was worth waiting for."

1 comment:

tuckertues said...

um, is it bigger than a bread box?
how many Syllables?
tugs ear-- sounds like.....?