What publicist uses 'LOL' in her pitch?

I'm tempted to call, just for grins ...

Hello Julie

What story are you working on? How may I help you?

As you know, I love being a publicist and would love to serve you connecting you to families, businesses and sources in every state of America as well as some countries world-wide. ...

Feel free to share my contact information with your media friends. Think of me as the energizer bunny publicist, never quitting (LOL), especially call on me in a pinch.

Feel free to request to be removed. I'm really committed to making your job easier.  ~ Michelle