Moseying up to the WiFi Counter

My Mom Susan Jacobson tells me she wanted to access free WiFi at the San Antonio airport ... but a seat at the "WiFi counter" never opened up.

But wait, there's more.

At the Houston airport -- where WiFi is not gratis -- she finds a spot at the "WiFi station" for her and her shiny new laptop. But where's the free WiFi?

So she asks her neighbor at the computer station where you're supposed to sit for the free WiFi.

Oh, mom!