Sorry, I just can't help myself. I love to torment this guy.
RE: the Lutron/Crestron story that David Richards borrowed from me, but it wasn't plagiarism because he did a "rewrite" of the story, and "It is NOT PLAGIARISM to rewrite a story that has appeared elsewhere "
I sure hope he didn't steal THIS bit from me!
And you know he didn't steal this one from me: