Dear mother: I suffered a toe injury during the move. It hurt a whole lot. I'm sorry I laughed at you when you broke your toe tripping on your crutches after bunion surgery and you cried. I guess maybe it was a little funny at the time.
I'm sorry also that I cringed when I had to bathe you and see you all naked.
But it was a little bit funny when I asked the ticket guy at the movie theater if they gave discounts for broken-toed old ladies. And also when I told you to hurry getting up the stairs to your seat.
Your loving daughter,