I won ₤1 million and all I got was this lousy letter

Woo hoo, I won, I won!

20th Century Fox drew my name at random from over 2.5 million people and guess what ... I won ₤1 million. I can hardly contain myself.

You'd think the folks at 20th Century, however, would be a little bit more festive about the occasion.

I mean, I won $33,000 on Wheel of Fortune, and the confetti was flying. People were all like woo hoo, you go girl!

This is all that 20th Century Fox could muster. Total buzz kill.

20th Century Fox
Twentieth Century House
31-32 Soho Square
London
W1V 6AP

JOIN THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION.

The Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation was founded as the result of a merger of two entities, Fox Film Corporation founded by William Fox, and Twentieth Century Pictures, founded by Darryl F. Zanuck.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded 2010 final draws of 20th Century Fox 100th Anniversary promo.

20th Century Fox 100th anniversary promo was conducted from an exclusive list of e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies. The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine from a database of over 2,500,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. Emails were provided by the entire register domain.

After this automated online ballot, your e-mail address attached to serial number 09-34-64 drew the lucky numbers 1-23-41-65-0-72, which consequently emerged you as one of first ten (10) lucky winners in the United Kingdom category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay off of #1,000,000.00(One Million Pounds) in cash credited to file CFX/210/RN100.

This is from a total cash prize of #20 Million British Pounds to be shared amongst the Twenty (20) lucky winners as part to mark The Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation 100 year s anniversary.

To claim your prize funds, you are required to send the necessary information to our helpline below: Name---- Country---- Address--- Occupation--- Lucky number--- serial number---

Helpline Service
Mr. Philips Anderson
Information and Payment Bureau:
London Representative Office.
Help Service Contact
E-mail: consultcenturyfox@live.co.uk
E-mail: 20th.centuryfoxbureau@admin.in.th

Congratulation on behalf of members and staff of this board and thanks for been part of our promotions program.

Mrs. Grace Sian
Promotions Manager
20th Century Fox
Anniversary
promo.