Friday, November 13, 2009

Keeping abreast

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


Harald Steindl said...

Is this Stereo only, or can I go on a cheapo mission by starting with Mono? ;-)

dave stevens said...

Through in tactile performance and we have a winner.