Which is scarier?

I'm not sure why the editors at CEPro.com think it's SO hilarious to mock me (I mean, come on, Jason Knott makes a much better target!)

In this Halloween article, they wonder: "How scary is the thought of what would happen if our own Julie Jacobson was Sarah Palin?"

I responded: "I only WISH I were as hot as Sarah Palin. She also has more impressive international credentials than I do—she can see both Russia and Canada from her house. I can only see Canada."

Personally, I think the picture of me on the cover of CEPro Illustrated (right) is much scarier.